Tuesday, 30 May 2017

Steven Universe Reviews: “Wanted”

A review in four parts
(These reviews contain spoiler!)

          There’s a lot to get through, so let’s get started!

Stuck Together
          I’ve been critical of a lot of things on Steven Universe in the past, but if you asked me the one thing I hated the most on the show, my answer would always be how they shoved characters like Lars and Ronaldo down our throats for multiple episodes without really trying to give us something to like about them.

          While I can’t say they’ve done the same for Ronaldo, this episode did the imposible: it made Lars a relatable character that didn’t make me want to tear my ears off after spending 11 minutes with him. Shocking, I know, but they pulled it off.

          Steven and Lars, for the first time in over four seasons, actually had a normal conversation about how they’re both scared of what’s awaiting them. It’s a great scene between two characters who for the most part share more of a SpongeBob/Squidward dynamic than an actual relationship.

          This episode also gave us a fun new character in the form of Topaz. I’ve long joked that Steven Universe could make an axe murderer look sympathetic, and while they didn’t quite go to that extent here, it was a little surprising to see a character who was silent in her first episodes suddenly start crying because of Steven and Lars’ little chat. On the other hand, I liked that she only liked working for Homeworld and Aquamarine because it allowed them to stay fused, and they worry they wouldn’t survive without the other.

          Unfortunately this partnership didn’t last long, as they arrived at Homeworld and Steven and Lars are separated.

          This episode definitely feels like more of an introduction to the bomb than an episode that can really stand on its own, but it’s still a good episode. Topaz is fun, and I like that Lars is finally starting to become a stronger character overall.

FINAL SCORE
8/10
Great

The Trial
          With a title like that, you know stuff is about to get real.

          The meat of discussion topics in the Steven Universe fanbase until the show decides to crawl out from hiatus again will likely come from this episode, because it was jam-packed with everything a fan could want, including the Diamonds, new gems, and even a conspiracy about if Rose really shattered Pink Diamond.

          Before we can really get into the big stuff, there’s a lot of neat little stuff in this episode. First off, the new gem type: Zircons. A blue Zircon serves as Steven’s defense attorney, while a green one serves as the prosecution pandering to the Diamonds. Blue Zircon definitely spends most of the episodes as a fun and goofy bad lawyer stereotype, but towards the end of the episode when she actually blows the lid off of something huge it leads to a great scene.

          It’s also always cool to see the Diamonds again, and I also liked seeing Blue’s more intimidating side that we barely even got a glimpse of in the Out of this World arc. Having her continue the trial after seeing Steven just because she wants to make him suffer as much as possible is really sinister and awesome.

          The trial itself is fun, especially as characters like Lars and even Eyeball Ruby are brought in as evidence and witnesses against Steven’s case.

          Of course, once the fun was over things got really, really interesting. Remember the final scene from Bismuth, where Steven fought Bismuth over the morality of using the Breaking Point? Early on in that scene Bismuth explained that she invented the Point as a way to shatter Homeworld gems because, and I quote, “Rose’s sword couldn’t”. It’s such a small detail that we completely overlooked it. But think about it. If Rose’s sword is unable to shatter a gem, how exactly did she manage to shatter Pink Diamond?

          Even stranger, as Zircon points out, how would Rose get so close to Pink without a Quartz soldier stopping her or a Sapphire predicting it happening? The only logical solution is that whoever truly did it was close enough to Pink to make it happen and then cover it up afterwards, which only the Diamonds really have the authority to do.

          Of course, Yellow is none too happy about this. Rewatching the episode knowing the big reveal it’s fairly obvious that she’s the primary suspect in the crime (she’s trying to hurry along the proceedings and we know she wants to leave Earth and the war behind and move on), so unless White Diamond has something to do with it (she’s still absent, but there’s a big picture of her hovering over Homeworld) it’s fairly obvious that Yellow shattered Pink for whatever reason and blamed it on the leader of an upstart rebellion.

          While a lot of the Wanted arc is focused on building both Steven’s and Lars’ characters, this episode is entirely dedicated to giving fans answers they want, while posing a million more questions at the same time. Before this there was no doubt that Rose was the one that shattered Pink, but now that this discord’s been thrown into the mix I’m really excited to see how this season plays out.

FINAL SCORE
10/10
Legendary

Off Colors
          If the first episode of the arc was meant to make us finally enjoy a Lars episode, this episode is meant for us to forget all the garbage he’s done over the course of the show’s run. Seriously, in just one episode the guy jumped from being tied with Ronaldo for my least favourite character to being one of my favourite townie characters overall.

          Why didn’t we get development on him sooner?

          After escaping the Diamonds, Steven and Lars find themselves pursued by robots deep underground Homeworld. Thankfully, they find a group of “Off Color” gems, who hide in an abandoned Kindergarten out of fear of being shattered by the other gems.

          The Off Color gems are awesome. They all have some sort of weird defect from the normal ones, and they all are super creatively designed and fun. There are conjoined twin gems called Rutlites, a fusion of a Ruby and a Pearl called Rhodonite, a giant caterpillar-like fusion of six gems called Fluorite, and, what might be the funniest new character Steven Universe has ever seen, Padparadscha Sapphire, who can only predict things that already happened. Every line she says is absolute comedy gold, and I really wanted to see more of her.

          It doesn’t take long for the robots to find them, but as they’re only looking for gems, Lars is able to take them on himself. But defeating them comes as a cost, as they explode and Lars dies.

          I’m not kidding. He’s dead.

          It’s actually kind of funny that a character I was complaining about being stuck with for one of the most anticipated arcs of the series made me feel upset when they died. If you told me a month ago that Lars was going to die in the next few episodes of Steven and I’d feel sad about it, I would’ve called you crazy. But his development in the last few episodes leading up to this one plus a fantastically directed scene really sold it for me, even though it was inevitable he’d be coming back. This is a show aimed at kids after all, regardless of how dark it gets at times.

          While this episode is significantly quieter than the rest of the arc, I loved the new gems that they introduced, which were some of the most creative we’ve seen from the entire series. Lars also had more great episodes, really cementing him for me as a character that deserved a lot more development earlier on than they gave him. His death scene especially hit a lot harder than it should’ve considering how much I disliked his character before this arc.
FINAL SCORE
8/10
Great

Lars’ Head
          I’ll admit it: when I saw the last episode of the bomb had Lars’ name in the title I groaned. He really was going to be a major player in this. But honestly, having watched the bomb all the way through, I feel that having the last episode being focused on Lars was the way to go (even though Steven was the true main character).

          Lars is back to life, and now he’s turned pink. He also doesn’t have a heartbeat anymore, so I guess he’s an immortal zombie pink teenager forever now. Oh well, it happens.

          While examining his new features, Steven discovers that he can enters Lars’ hair the same way he can jump into Lion’s mane. Sure enough, inside Lars is the same infinite pink savannah that’s inside Lion, and Steven can even use it to literally walk between home and Homeworld.

          This episode also serves to answer one of Steven Universe’s first big questions: what the heck is up with Lion? While many have speculated that Lion was the remnants of Pink Diamond or even Rose herself, I kind of like having the actual answer be something as simple as “he was a lion Rose used her tears to bring back to life”. While it’s nowhere near as complex as people were hoping, it’s nice to have a quick and simple answer in the tidal wave of questions this bomb posed.

          Of course, this means Lars can’t come home. While I’m glad that this means less episodes with annoying Lars, I think I’ll genuinely miss having this cool Lars around. Granted, I’m sure we’ll be seeing Homeworld much more now that the Crystal Gems have a secret path there, so I don’t think he’s exactly been written off. Plus he still needs to finish up his subplot of his relationship with Sadie, so I don’t think he’ll be trapped for too long.

          So Steven’s back home, he’s reunited with the gems and Greg, and we have no idea when the next episode is airing. Everything’s back to normal.
          While this episode certainly wasn’t the best one of the bomb, it was still spectacular. I loved that after The Trial posed so many new questions we finally got the answer to Lion’s true nature. I also liked that Lars and Steven finally truly cemented the friendship that began way back in Season 1, as instead of doing that chestpat thing they do Lars hugged Steven goodbye.

          There’s still plenty more questions waiting to be answered, including the identity of White Diamond, the chest in Lion’s mane, that weird room in the moon base Garnet hurried Steven past, Pearl’s full backstory, and of course who’s the true culprit in Pink Diamond’s shattering. With Season 5 promising to destroy the status quo, I sure hope it won’t be long before we return to Steven’s universe.

FINAL SCORE
9/10

Amazing

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