Thursday, 1 September 2016

Steven Universe Review: “Future Boy Zoltron”

Yikes
(This review contains spoilers!)

          I’ve had a hard time deciding in the past whether Horror Club or Drop Beat Dad is my least favourite Steven Universe episode. Both are weak for very different reasons, but I usually group them together at the bottom of the barrel.

          It seems today is my lucky day, because I have to deliberate about what my least favourite Steven Universe episode is no more! Future Boy Zoltron has run away with the unwanted title, because wow, was this ever painful to get through.

          The premise is simple: Mr. Smiley hires Steven to work as a fortune telling robot at Funland. Steven starts giving people wacky, far out fortunes. Then, a random sad guy shows up and Steven tries to tell him a fortune that’d make him happy.

          Turns out, said random sad guy is Mr. Frowny, Mr. Smiley’s old comedy partner. Steven reunites the two, and…that’s it.

          So what went wrong here? Well, first and foremost, this episode is straight up boring. Nearly the entire episode takes place outside of Funland Arcade, with no moving from place to place at all, while a bunch of non-speaking Beach City resident cameos walk past. The fortune teller shtick gets old as Steven tells his first fortune, and never recovers. At one point, Garnet even shows up to help, but instead of being a fun cameo, it just reminds us that we’re watching Steven Universe, a show that’s produced groundbreaking episodes like Jail Break, Mr. Greg, and even last week’s Mindful Education.

          Secondly, who ever wanted to learn more about Mr. Smiley in the first place? I always thought he’d gotten enough backstory when we saw the old Big Donut commercial he did. Turns out that giving side characters that we’ve seen so few times that they changed the voice actor between Season 1 and 2 and nobody noticed a starring role in an episode isn’t a good idea. It doesn’t help that Mr. Frowny is little more than a caricature with no personality for himself.

          There were a couple of good jokes, like Steven’s reaction to Onion’s latest scheme and the fortune he gave to that weird guy with the suitcase and the eyepatch. Other than that, though, this episode is 100% skippable. In fact, I encourage it. Future Boy Zoltron shows none of the writing finesse we’ve come to know from Steven Universe. This episode was cliché, boring, and just plain shallow. I guess this was just a bad week for them, but at this point, I expect better.

FINAL SCORE
2/10

Awful

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